The Alchy Bunch

The Alchy Bunch
(Sung to the theme of The Brady Bunch)

Here’s a story,
Of a drunk named Yashur.
Who was drinking 3 different kinds of brew.
There were also 4 shots,
Put them all together,
And Yashur might just spew…

Here’s a story,
Of a stud named Feldmore.
Who had 3 ladies draped around each arm.
There were blondes,
Brunettes and don’t forget the red-heads.
“Which one of you would like to see my farm?”

Here’s a story,
Of a creeper named Luther
Who was home watching eps. of Gossip Girl.
But when Theresa,
Got a look at creepy long finger,
She wondered what happens when it curls!


Here’s a story,
Of a cutie named Carrie
Whose beer and hair were the same color of red.
But when a boy walked by,
And said he had it hard…
She screamed out, “That’s what she said!”

Here’s a story,
Of a special kid named Otis.
Who has t-shirts of his hero, Ronny P.
But the sweatpants
Are what makes this kid so special,
Especially when he hears, “Call on Me”.

Here's a story...
Of an old man named Stamford.
Who had trouble listening with his hearing aid.
But that wasn't,
his only giant problem...
You see his hair could not be made.

Till the one day
When all these dudes just came together.
And along with all they knew it was no hunch.
That this crew,
Should somehow start to Muster
That’s how they became the Alchy bunch!

The Alchy Bunch!
The Alchy Bunch!
That’s the way, we became the Alchy BUNCH!


Once you POP! You can't stop...

Stamford Branch