Don't Stop Writing

Don't Stop Writing
(sing to the tune of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing")

Just a little paper, workin in a magazine world!
We took the world by storm with our satire…
Just a group of friends, writing for shits and giggles,
We took the world by storm with our satire…

*Guitar Solo*

A writer in his office cube,
The smell of White-Out and used erasers,
The stress of writing it can wear you down,
It goes on and on and on and on…

Subscribers, waiting, for the next piece of art,
As Otis, motivates us all night,
Carrie, Oakey, lookin mighty fine as always,
In her, short skirt and tight bloooouuuusssseee!!!

*Bridge*

Yashur's drinking, surprise surprise,
Amazed he can even write!
Feldmore's mackin on ladies all night,
Just one more layyyyy!
Some will talk, some will snooze,
Some were born to bring the news!
Luther Brewster and Stamford Branch,
They write on and on and on and on…

Subscribers, waiting, for the next piece of art,
As Stamford, improvising with a Pringles can,
Luther, Brewster, creepin and stealin girls as always,
With his, index touching the mooooooooooon!!!

*Chorus*
*Repeat until throat is dry*

Don't stop, writing,
Yells all our faithful fans!!!
Sanderson Tiiiiiimmmmeeesss!!!!

Don't stop, writing,
Yells all our faithful fans!!!
Sanderson Tiiiiiimmmmeeesss!!!!


Little Miss Can't Be Wrong,
Chief Staff Writer,
Carrie Oakey