WHAT'S BREW GOT TO DO WITH IT

WHAT’S BREW GOT TO DO WITH IT
(Sing to the tune of “What’s Love Got To Do With It”)

You must understand
Yashur loves to kegstand
Makes his pulse react
That it’s quite a nice thrill
Of drinking until
Getting’ laid in the sack

It’s physical
Only logical
You must try to drink more
Til you fall to the floor

[Chorus]
Oh what’s Brew got to do, got to do with it
What’s Brew, than a magical love potion
What’s Brew got to do, got to do with it
Yash needs a Brew
Cuz the drunk must be woken

Yash likes to drink Brew
And his friends being used
For their Genesee
He may tend to look dazed
He’s been drinking for days
Jack and Hennessee

There’s a name for it
He’s called an alcoholic
But whatever the reason
He’ll drink til thirty

[Chorus]
Oh what’s Brew got to do, got to do with it
What’s Brew, than a magical love potion
What’s Brew got to do, got to do with it
Yash needs a Brew
Cuz the drunk must be woken

He’s been drinking, can’t get an erection
Still he drinks all day
He’s been drinking, never needs his protection
Girls are better off this way

What’s Brew got to do, got to do with it
What’s Brew but a sweet old loving potion
What’s Brew got to do, got to do with it
Who needs a cig when a cig is for smokin

Chief Staff Writer, Otis Terry Sanderson