Mr. Really Creepy Dude at the Bar Guy

Sander son Times presents…

Real Men of Genius…

Today we salute you…Mr. Really Creepy Dude at the Bar Guy…

(Mr. Really Creepy Dude at the Bar Guy!)

Having an uncanny ability to c-block friends from picking up would be conquests, you take the art to new heights, by showing girls your right index finger and saying “Hey! Bet this isn’t the only thing I have that’s 9 inches…

(What else could it be?!?!)

While most friends would live by the saying, “Bros before Hos”…You live by the saying, “My friend is talking to this girl, so I guess I should interrupt and completely ruin any chance anyone has of scoring with her!”

(No time to Muster!)

“What’s that?” you ask. You just bought a pretty girl and her friends jello shots? Forget that; let’s go to another bar even though you just wasted 26 dollars…

But honey, if you want to call me, I’ll be around…”

(No care for Stamford!)

A stud of all trades. You impress women with your ability to change juke box songs from long distances with your enormous “extremity”, all while drinking the cheapest beer you can find…

(I’ll have a Genny!)

So crack open an ice cold one oh “Creeper of the Coot”. Because while others have to work for their dates, you just steal yours when no one is looking…

(Mr. Really Creepy Dude at the Bar Guy!)

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