Mr Guy Who's Got Really Truthful Hips Guy

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Today we salute you…Mr. Guy Who’s Got Really Truthful Hips Guy…

(Mr. Guy Who’s Got Really Truthful Hips Guy!)

While many guys are out dancing to Akon and the Beastie Boys, you’re shaking your bod to Shakira. And we can tell you like her, and that’s okay. But how can we tell? Because your hips don’t lie.

(Not even a little fib!)

You push them in, you zing them out. You tuck your arms and bend your elbows, pretending to gently paw at your prey. Why? Because you’re a dinosaur.

(Yeah you do the Dino Dance!)

Are the women scared? A little. But that’s because you’re violently thrusting pelvis this way and that, all because your hips told you that it was the right thing to do, and they’re true to their word.

(Everyone likes an honest hip!)

The girls like how you get right up close. Why? Because when you get excited, they know it just as soon as you do, all because of that anti-lie detector in your trousers.

(You can’t get away with anything!)

So crack open an ice cold one oh “Truthful Teaser in the Trouser Man,” because no girl likes being lied to…and they especially like when you tell the truth behind their back.

(Mr. Guy Who’s Got Really Truthful Hips Guy)

Sanderson Times Inc, Plattsburgh , New York

Gratefully yours, his, hers, mine, theirs, and ours,
Chief Staff Writer, Otis Terry Sanderson