"Eye" Will Survive

“Eye Will Survive”
(sung to the song “I Will Survive”)

First Randy bet,
Then he doubled down.
Kept thinking why gamble when there’s boozing all around.
But then he spent so many nights playing crazy games of poker.
And he grew broke, But that’s just being a man named Lozier!

And now he’s back.
Yellin at that rack!
But don’t be confused, if you thought it,
was you he was going to attack.

You see this man has many talents,
He’ll tell you that all on his own.
But his biggest claim to fame,
is an “EYE” that stands alone.

Go on now look!
Don’t be afraid!
Cuz whether you’re here or there,
Randy can see you any way!

You see this eye can keep two chicks at bay,
while booking cruises by the day.
And while Randy could be feeling low,
His eye just has that certain glow!

Oh no not that EYE!
EYE will survive
Oh as long as it knows how to stare
it will keep us coming by…

It’s got all its looks to give
and it’s locking on both Matt and Mikey Rivs
And that “EYE” just will surviveThat “EYE” will survive
Hey! Hey!

(INSTRUMENTAL)

It took all of Lozier’s strength,
to ignore the crowd.
You know, he can see with the same right eye
the people all around.

And he’s spent oh so many nights
on the courts of the C.V.A.C.
But it’s that scary double vision,
that makes him best in the North Country!

And of course you'll see him out
eating tons of food…
Cuz Randy eats at chain link restauraunts
and to waitresses acts rude

And when he feels all kinds of angry
At Yashur and Stamford “B”
His venom comes out raging
in the form of touching the button on Luther’s belly!

Go on now! GO!
Walk out the door
Cuz the story of Randy Lozier
Cannot be told here anymore

He’s the one who tried to use a credit card
Did you think he’d charge it?
What would you expect him next to buy?
Who knows?
Not me, with that great big beautiful EYE!

Oh no not that EYE!
EYE will survive
Oh as long as it knows how to stare
it will keep us coming by…

It’s got all its looks to give
and it’s locking on both Matt and Mikey Rivs
And that “EYE” just will survive
That “EYE” will survive
Hey! Hey!

Once you POP, you can't stop!

Submitted by Aspiring song-writer and American Idol Fan
Stamford Branch - Boston Office