Another Late Holiday Submission...
THE SANDERSON TIMES 12 PACK
On the first day of vacation my brew pals gave to me…
A stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the first day of vacation my brew pals gave to me…
A stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the second day of vacation my brew pals gave to me…
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the third day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the fourth day of vacation my brew pals gave to me…
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the fifth day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the sixth day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
6 points of Luther’s long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the seventh day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
7 quarters in the juke box (for a variety of 80’s hits),
6 points of Luther’s long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the eighth day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
8 Lozier insults,
7 quarters in the juke box (for a variety of 80’s hits),
6 points of Luther's long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the ninth day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
9 Faqur dance moves,
8 Lozier insults,
7 quarters in the juke box (for a variety of 80’s hits),
6 points of Luther’s long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the tenth day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
10 Feldmore pick-up lines,
9 Faqur dance moves,
8 Lozier insults,
7 quarters in the juke box (for a variety of 80’s hits),
6 points of Luther’s long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the eleventh day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
11 hip thrusts from Otis,
10 Feldmore pick-up lines,
9 Faqur dance moves,
8 Lozier insults,
7 quarters in the juke box (for a variety of 80’s hits),
6 points of Luther’s long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
On the twelfth day of vacation, my brew pals gave to me…
12 Nights of Boozing…
11 hip thrusts from Otis,
10 Feldmore pick-up lines,
9 Faqur dance moves,
8 Lozier insults,
7 quarters in the juke box (for a variety of 80’s hits),
6 points of Luther’s long finger,
5 girls MUSSSSSSSTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRING!
4 Oakey fist pumps,
3 Pringles Cans (in a variety of flavors),
2 shots of cognac (just for Otis),
And a stateroom mate who is very sweet!
Happy Holidays to the staff and subscribers of the Sanderson Times…May all your glasses be full of booze and your dance moves be honest!
Submitted by staff writer: Stamford Branch - Boston Office
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