Ms. When in Doubt Throw the Fist Pump

Sanderson Times presents…

Real Women of Genius…

Today we salute you…Ms. When in Doubt Throw the Fist Pump…

(Ms. When in Doubt Throw the Fist Pump!)

Promoting the notion that men are not the only ones who can be inventors of great things, you communicate your love of all attractions around you with what else…a closed fist…going up and down

(That’s what she said!)

Classical, jazz, rock, rap, or even the infused reggaeton of one Beenie Man, you announce to the world in one motion, “I am fired up, and you better not be taller than me, or you’re going to get hurt.”

(You gave me a black eye!)

Appearing innocent and cute is just a cover for those around you. For when it’s time for muster practice, you unleash all encompassing rage in a motion not unkind to the greats of today…Like Tiger Woods…

(He’s likes to fist pump too!)

Boozing in the corner with a Red Stripe in tow, your free hand sends a clear and boisterous message. “This is my party, and I’ll throw haymakers if I want to.”

(Look out Mike Tyson!)

So crack open an ice cold brewski oh “Princess of the Punch”. Because while hips and buns say, “Let’s dance” your move says, “Stay clear of me by at least 5 feet.”

(Ms. When in Doubt Throw the Fist Pump!)


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