Mr. Horny Pick-up Line Artist Guy

Sanderson Times presents…

Real Men of Genius…

Today we salute you…Mr. Horny Pick-up Line Artist Guy…

(Mr. Horny Pick-up Line Artist Guy!)

Traveling all over the Northeast, your wow women with great lines such as, “Can I buy you a drink?” “What perfume is that?” and of course, “Want to go back to your place for some hot sweaty lovin’?”

(Body of a Greek God!)

With a musk resembling cow dung, you draw ladies in with your manly hunkiness and your ever so witty charm. Charm, that can only be describes as…large!

(Oh yes its massive!)

Impressing women is no challenge for you, because you are a legendary athlete with the skills to match immortal athletes; not just on the playing field…but in the sack as well!

(He’s got magic bed sheets!)

You never shy away from the challenge of finding a young vixen…Blonde, brunette, red-head; it does not matter…Because you have the ultimate aphrodisiac…the gift of gab!

(He’s quite the wordsman!)

So crack open an ice cold one oh “Stalker of the Snatch”. Because wherever there are ladies around, there too will be you at the end of the night…to throw them into a snow bank…

(Mr. Horny Pick-up Line Artist Guy!)

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