Carrie's Cookbook

Recipes for Daily Living

12/10/2008


In this section I like to offer suggestions to healthy living, or things to brighten your day. They are typically short and sweet (like Carrie Oakey), and don't keep you up all night moaning (like Rufus Feldmore). They are full of content, and not missing anything on top (like Stamford Branch). They can be suggestions of any type, or simply a quote or two to get you through the day without hating your life so much that you have to drink constantly (like Yashur al Faqur). Finally, there will be no duplicates (like the Sanderson and Brewster twins); it is pure, original masterpieces.


I'd like to share with you a couple of fun facts:

-Did you know a fast food hamburger, pound for pound, costs more than a new car?

-Did you know modern day lipstick contains fish scales as one of their ingredients?

-Did you know if you were put on a neutron star, you would weigh over 1 TRILLION pounds? And if you're Jordan Maille, it's 3 times that.

Daily Quagmire: What's another word for Thesaurus?
Daily Useless Quote: "If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."
Daily Life Advice: You are born naked, wet, and angry. And then things get worse.

Until next time…

Chief Staff Writer
Carrie Oakey