CHEERS TO OAKEY

Cute Carrie Oakey, so cheerful and merry
Best part is, her middle name’s Harry.
She’s always cheerful, always happy,
Never angry, never sappy.

One night on the cruise
We had a few brews.
It was that time of night, time for bed
A girl claimed she was stuck, she blurted, “That’s what she said!”

She loves to drink, Coors Light, Blue Light, Red Stripe
I know one thing, she sure can lay pipe.
Such a cute kid, sure is a looker
Doesn’t need dancing girls, prostitutes or a hooker.

She knows what she’s doing, she’s got lots of game
She can get anyone, cute girl or hot dame.
One night she did it, she bought Matt Cognac,
And for the rest of the night, she listened to him yak.

At a Beanie Man concert, threw fist pumps into the air
Most people wouldn’t, but Carrie did dare.
A confident kid, she takes no criticism,
On a nude beach she walked, that’s right, Hedonism.

A bit of a creeper, she followed Mike to the pool
And dropped a sweet pick up line, “May I push in your stool?”
The ladies didn’t get it, they were dumb blonde
But between her and Mike, they formed a tight bond.

Her favorite food pizza, though she also likes chicken
On the cruise she danced, while her stateroom mate was stickin’.
That same night she made Matty puke and rally
I know one lucky girl…her name is Ali.

She loves The Office, Family Guy, Entourage, and Lost
Not much she doesn’t like, except her salad being tossed.
Loves Turtle, Sayid, Peter Griffin, Dwight Schrute,
What can’t you like about this kid? She’s so ephing cute!

*Chief Staff Writer,
Otis Terry Sanderson