(Sing to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
You know Stamford and Otis and Luther and Faqur,
Carrie and Randy and Vernon and Jordan,
But do you recall, the most famous hot stud of all?
Feldmore the big hosed hot stud
Had a very long ding dong
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it grows
All of the other hot studs
Used to point and laugh at it
They never let poor Feldmore
Have any girls to bang or hit
Then one day of puberty
It grew and grew some more
Feldmore with your thing so big
Made mine look like berries and a twig.
Then how the studs all hated him
Cuz he made theirs look short and slim
Feldmore the big hosed hot stud
Makes all the shorties’ panties flood!
Chief Staff Writer, Otis Terry Sanderson
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