P-A-T-C-H

(Sing to the tune of BINGO)

There was a teacher who drove a van and Pa-atch was his name-o, P-A-T-C-H, P-A-T-C-H, P-A-T-C-H and Pa-atch was his name-o.
There was this kid who came in a can and Pa-atch was his name-o, _-A-T-C-H, _-A-T-C-H, _-A-T-C-H and Pa-atch was his name-o.
There was this guy who had no hair and Pa-atch was his name-o, _-_-T-C-H, _-_-T-C-H, _-_-T-C-H and Pa-atch was his name-o.
There was this boy who’s chest needed Nair and Pa-atch was his name-o, _-_-_-C-H, _-_-_-C-H, _-_-_-C-H and Pa-atch was his name-o.
There was this stud who got lots of shorties and Pa-atch was his name-o, _-_-_-_-H, _-_-_-_-H, _-_-_-_-H and Pa-atch was his name-o.
There was this man who looked like he was in his forties and Pa-atch was his name-o, _-_-_-_-_, _-_-_-_-_, _-_-_-_-_ and Pa-atch was his name-o.

Chief Staff Writer, Otis Terry Sanderson