Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls-
The Sanderson Times is a sarcastic, semi-degrading, fun-filled, newspaper consisting of articles, poems, songs, and more. Its main purpose is to entertain, as well as provide news and laughter to our staff, as well as our subscribers. Many articles are about real-life events which took place among the lives of the members of our staff and friends, as well as some fictional and exaggerated experiences.
Our staff consists of Otis Terry Sanderson, Carrie Oakey, Rufus Feldmore, Riv Brewster, Yashur Al Fuqer, Ronaldo Applebottom, and O’nohie Diddent. Our unique writing styles and personal backgrounds are what make each of our editorial pieces different, yet we each share the same love for this company and its staff members, which creates a perfect recipe for bizarre stories and knee-slapping articles.
Although we’ve been a private newspaper for the past few months, we now have a strong staff and enough experience that we’ve been asked to go public, hence this website. With offices located in Boston, New York City, Albany, and Plattsburgh, we always encourage our viewers to share our pieces with friends, and if you’ve got enough hair on your ass, to even submit an audition piece, which could lead to an expansion position.
We encourage your remarks, thoughts, comments on your favorite parts, favorite authors, favorite articles. After all, participation could land you a cameo appearance in an upcoming article!!!
Until we meet again,
Otis Terry Sanderson, CEO
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