Yashur’s Yearbook
His name is Austin.
He lives in Boston.
With a last name like Bushey,
He can’t help but score tushey.
He wants Pringles for Christmas,
Or maybe just the can…
I bet he wouldn’t even trade that
For another SWEET minivan!
The ladies all love him
And yell out, “Oh Patch!”
Especially when he’s busy
Pounding their snatch!
He works well with children
The younger the better,
But not like a creepily like Matt Rivers
And his hot Christmas sweater
He’s studley like Dickson
And cute like the Coota
But he’s missing long fingers
To accost female tuna
He loves drinking with Norton,
And he does it with clout…
But not as much shouting
“Hey girls…BUST EM OUT!”
So if you see this man
With girls around him in a cluster
And their panties all wet
Cuz they all wanna muster…
Say hello sir,
I’m your biggest fan!
But don’t you think you should put a hat on,
Before your head gets too tan?
He’ll reply no…
Tell you he’s got his own plan
Cuz he keeps special lotion…
And It comes in a can!
A Sandbaggin Son-of-A-Bitch,
Yashur al Fuqer
Novice Writer on the Move Up
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