YASHUR THE ALCOHOIC

(Sing to the tune of Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)

You know Stamford and Otis and Luther and Feldmore,
Carrie and Randy and Vernon and Jordan,
But do you recall, the most famous alchy of all?

Yashur the alcoholic
Would never leave or spill a lick
And if you ever saw him
He’d be shooting Jack or Jim
All of the other brewers,
Would go home around one or two,
But you could always count on
finding Yashur at Tabu.

He’ll drink and cut and drink some more,
He’ll go home with a whore,
Yashur with your beer in hand
From Tabu you have been banned.

Then how the barkeeps loved him,
As he single-handedly paid their rent
Yashur the alcoholic,
To the bar each niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight heeeeeeee weeeennnntttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Chief Staff Writer, Otis Terry Sanderson