CHRISTMAS UNITING POEM

His name is Stamford Bushey,
He's got a real nice tooshie.
The fellas know him as Patch,
The ladies love his sack.

According to Matty Rivs,
The special kid who eats with a bib,
Patch has a hole in his hair,
Cause his dome is so plain and bare.

His brother's name is Mike,
Who's dating a nice young tyke,
He has crazy long fingers,
But his brewing skills still linger.

Then there's Rufus Chuck Dickson,
Who gets all the shorties and vixens,
He's coy and modest and studly,
And can down 100 proof bubbly.

Now there's Mister Chris,
Who can be a little priss,
He's disguised as being cute,
But he's as mean as a brute.

Their other friend's quite a trip,
Cause he drinks, slurps, and spits,
His name is Jeffrey Lee,
In a drinking competition, he can't be beat.

What a wonderful crew they create,
Any young lady is lucky to have met,
They're as cool and good looking as General Custer,
And oh my God, they like to muster!

~Staff Writer,
Carrie Oakey